Rolex Explorer II 216570 camouflage

When Freedom of Expression Goes All Horribly Wrong!

‘I don’t always agree with the watches people wear – but I will defend to the death their right to wear them… except for this one.’

As you are probably well aware by now, the crew here at Monochrome-Watches.com have been doing a lot of research into everyone’s favorite brand (dry cough) Rolex! We’ve unearthed some rare gems. (We’re about to unearth a few more in the coming days and weeks!) Sadly, when you are out foraging for truffles you have to turn over a lot of stones. Under some of those stones we find hideous creations like this Rolex Explorer II 216570. This one seems to have fallen down from its perch on the ugly tree and hit every single God forsaken branch!

The updated Explorer II 216570, introduced at 2011’s Basel is a tribute to the famed 1655 Freccione (translation: Big Arrow) or sometimes: ‘Steve McQueen’ Explorer. (For those of you about to say “… he never wore the Explorer…blah blah blah” You are right! He wore a Heuer! (or a Submariner 5512.) Anyway, the 1655 didn’t go into production until 1971 and by that time McQueen had already been closely associated with his Persol 714 – Double Arrow – sunglasses.) At 42mm it’s bigger than its stable mates the Submariner 116610 and GMT Master II 116710 – but smaller than the Sea Dweller Deep Sea 116660 and Yacht-Master II 116681.

Rolex Explorer II 216570 camouflage

This particular watch started the day as a 904L stainless steel sports watch – fitted with a 3187 Caliber movement – capable of separate hour function on the big orange arrow hand (not meant as a travel aid, per se, but more of a tool for people who spend their time in caves. No I did not just make that up!) Then someone decided to … I don’t know… PVD coat? spray paint? Hit it with a tire chain? to create the subtle (dry cough) camouflage effect. The camouflage makes this watch the perfect accompaniment for a person with a ‘take no prisoners’ attitude in the boardroom and a soldier of fortune in the great outdoors!

So – while this watch is not as heinous as, for instance, the 116598 Daytona, we have to respect the Daytona because someone (we’re not naming any names) designed it to look that way. This Explorer II, however, started life as a perfectly respectable sports watch and was made-up to look this way as an after thought. [If ever there was a scene begging to have a phone ring and break a person off from their train of thought THIS would be it.]

If for some inexplicable reason you are drawn to this watch and want to buy it – contact www.filipucci.nl and then please let us know. We would like to have a good laugh at your expense.

P.S. It was not Voltaire. It was Evelyn Beatrice Hall.

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Mario Squillacioti

Mario got his first watch as a gift at age 9. That first watch started a life-long passion for watches, mechanical devices and design oriented consumer products. We look forward to reading his exploits as he experiences the very best the international watchmaking industry has to offer in his home of Shanghai, China.

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2 Responses to “When Freedom of Expression Goes All Horribly Wrong!”

  1. Meehna says:

    I absolutely love that you have the courage to express your convictions–and that Monochrome doesn’t shy away from printing them. Our world of horology has gotten so fawning that you’d think no one ever made a misstep in aesthetics or mechanics. But, of course, we all know there are ugly ducklings and lemons out there. Thanks for a breath of fresh air!

    Now, let’s see you call out some more Emperors in the room that aren’t aftermarket disasters but clearly bad moves by watches hot off the brand assembly line.

    m

  2. Timothy John says:

    One of the funniest and insightful articles I have read…..EVER!
    Bravo!! :)
    …oh and Meehna, your reply wasn’t half bad either.
    and for some unknown reason I am reminded of a great quote I heard once…
    “…if you meet an architect, hit him….you will be right”
    Don’t know why that came to mind, it just did!

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